Me fat and out of shape?

Warning: A burst of emotions ahead. Beware of strong and evil words used. If you are a kind soul or believe that I m perfect, do not proceed to read further as you may be disappointed in me....

Are there times you felt frustrated with a person but you could not do anything about him/her becoz revenge is sweet but bad for your karma?

Someone in the place I work, let's call her Pimply Big Head (PBH) has recently commented to one of my fren that someone commented to her that I look fat and out of shape, like I ve given birth!

Confusing?

Let me explain...PBH is saying that someone else said bad things about me (she refused to tell my fren who was that) and being the 'good samaritan', she told my fren about it.
She is a BITCH!

She jolly well know that my fren would come and tell me all that! She did that on purpose!

There are a lot of people who are not skinny/ slim in my office, and I would not be considered as fat in my office. Damn! The comments were deliberately directed to me.

For all we know, PBH may be the mystery person who gave the bad comments. She should examine herself in the mirror before giving this type of comments! She is almost 40, not married, has a pimply scarred face and her chest is flat like an airport runway!

(ok, control.... I m getting really bitchy here...)

Revenge is sweet and I yearn to tell her best fren this,

"Did you see PBH recently? Someone commented that her skin condition is getting worse. She looked like Li Guohuang from far and the moon from near! Oh dear...." coupled with the "I sympathized with her" look...

But I did not.

Simply because I m not like her. I m not a scheming bitch like her!

Maybe I m more of a bitch than her coz I broadcast this on internet. ha!

Maybe she is not the one and some else did pass such comments to her....and I would only suspect a few old guys...

I hope they get retribution with people passing comments about their lack of height, lack of depth, lack of hair and lack of brains...

Wait a minute, people have been passing comments about them already!

Brainless dorks and bitch...

They earn so much more than me, and they spend their time bitching about me...watda f@#$!!

So angry!

But there is nothing I can do!!!!

But I just hope that she and the mystery person receive negative comments about themselves...

Anyway, I was not really hurt by their comments as I know that I may look fat but I m definitely not out of shape..those dumb, crazy people may be jealous and envious of my voluptuous figure, hahaha!

ok, I m getting silly now..